Letter to the Editor:
I guess my secret is out, thanks to the article and picture in your delightful magazine. [See picture of giant, inflatable Gumby in article about Armuchee Festival in August issue.]* I found out about that festival [Armuchee]* in your publication, and got pumped up and went over there to meet some of you SEBA folks. I met quite a few of y'all too. If I'd been a little more moveable I'd have gotten around and seen more, but I just couldn't get moving somehow. Must have been something in the air. Anyway, I went a couple of other places [festivals]*, and tried that one [Armuchee]* again in September. The weather was great, and so was the music.
I have recently converted from nudism, and this was my first festival since Foggy Hollow in the spring, so this was my first outing as a clothed attendee. Haven't had that much fun since Poky was Play-Dough.
If I missed you at Armuchee, I'll see you at Foggy Hollow. I'll be there red eyes and all. Come by and see my new shirt and teach me a guitar chord or two. My driver knows some, but can't explain them so I can get hold of them somehow. If you're looking for fun, Foggy Hollow Oct 4 and 5 will do it. We'll see y'all there, but remember, no autographs. Since that bad experience with Poky and the ball-point pen, sharp objects just really let me down. Thanks for the profile shot. See ya in October.
Sincerely B.G. Gumby, Esq. 
(who
is that with Gumby???)